Prince Not-So-CharmingAwake Beauty sat on the lounge, watching Belle advertise zit cream on television. “I used to look like The Beast, but thanks to Wonder Cream I live up to my name!” she said. Awake Beauty changed the channel, she couldn’t stand Belle. Her husband, Prince Charming, walked out of their bathroom.Prince Not-So-Charming
“Just going for a drink with the boys honey!” he called as he grabbed his car keys.
Charming drove through the rain, checking his hair in the side mirror. His mobile rang and he pulled over. The caller ID said Cinderella. “Hey baby” he answered with. He heard Cinderella giggle. “Cha
Little Red Riding In Da HoodOnce upon a time there was a little Gangstress. Because she lived in da hood her friends called her Little Red Riding In Da Hood. Her real name was Florence, but she didn’t want to tell her friends that. She didn’t remember how she got the Little Red Riding bit, but she assumed her Mum had made it up while she was drunk one night.Little Red Riding In Da Hood
One day while she was listening to Eminem she heard somebody screaming her name. She walked out into the living room and saw a cloud of smoke. Her mum was sitting in the middle of it. “How’s my little welfare child today” she asked taking another puff. Red shrugged. She ne
The Dead Bird 3One day a bird with hairy legs was teaching her class about French verbs. The show wasn’t on that day so all of her class came to class except for Tempestt because she never came to class. “We are going to learn about –er verbs today class” she said in her stupid accent from who the hell knows where. Suddenly the bird tripped because she is so stupid. She fell through a glass window into the little computer room that teachers use as a last resort and died. The French class and the music class in that little computer room laughed. The computer graphics class didn’t notice because they were too busy throwing cups aroundThe Dead Bird 3
The Dead Bird 1One day a bird with hairy legs was teaching her French class how to cook an apple tart. Sophie, Ellen and Jack were all watching. A smelly boy named Richard wasn’t there because he went to the show. Caitlin also went to the show because they called her Mum first. The bird smiled at her class, showing yellow teeth. “Isn’t this so much more fun then going on an excursion out in the fresh air, enjoying the sunshine and being given free goodies by the show organisers?”. Ellen growled because she didn’t agree. The bird leant into the oven to take the tart out. Her rather oversized rear end was sticking up in the air. JackThe Dead Bird 1
So... yeah
Lazy
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Please check my gallery =JessyWitch
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my neopet username is dreadlinqon
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Your village called- they want their idiot back!
MY AVATAR WAS MADE BY A GIRL NAMED BOY. YES A GIRL NAMED BOY. SHE MADE IT AND I AM CREDITING HER.
I told her that if she made it shitty i would credit...
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Mello, n, a scary looking cyborg bunny who likes squishing Saz, poking Cassandra and stealing Ruby's carrots
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Mello, n, a scary looking cyborg bunny who likes squishing Saz, poking Cassandra and stealing Ruby's carrots
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Mello, n, a scary looking cyborg bunny who likes squishing Saz, poking Cassandra and stealing Ruby's carrots
And for your information i had a cold...
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